See this big guy up there?
That's a bear.
He's gonna eat your @$$ if you dont kill him.
While camping you might meet one of these guys.
So what do you do to stop him from eating you?
You kill it.
So im going to teach you how to KILL A BEAR.
1. Lie straight on the ground.
2. wait for him to face the other way thinking you're dead.
3. grab your safety weapon, or anything heavy.
4. Sneak up on him.
5. Perform the loudest, girliest scream you can while whacking him on the head with the weapon.
6. He's out for the count.
7. you wanna be a hero and say you KILLED A BEAR?
8. Hit him on the head some more.
9. Nobody knows your secret.
10. They all think you killed a bear.
11. Now you are a hero.
That's a bear.
He's gonna eat your @$$ if you dont kill him.
While camping you might meet one of these guys.
So what do you do to stop him from eating you?
You kill it.
So im going to teach you how to KILL A BEAR.
1. Lie straight on the ground.
2. wait for him to face the other way thinking you're dead.
3. grab your safety weapon, or anything heavy.
4. Sneak up on him.
5. Perform the loudest, girliest scream you can while whacking him on the head with the weapon.
6. He's out for the count.
7. you wanna be a hero and say you KILLED A BEAR?
8. Hit him on the head some more.
9. Nobody knows your secret.
10. They all think you killed a bear.
11. Now you are a hero.
